Charlie “The Masheen” Sheen Quote of the day

Charlie on fivesomes

“I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a little uncomfortable, actually. I wouldn’t recommend five at once. There’s just not enough guy to go around.”

courtesy of Time


Jersey Shore vs Preppies & History of Guidos


The more modern “Guido” sub-culture was created by two cousins in 1983 named Eddie LaGuardia Gambino and Joey Donatelli, Eddie was from Bay Ridge Brooklyn and Joey was from Clifton, NJ. These guys were tighter than spandex and got sick of the disco ball bullshit. While many believe the sub-culture derived from Disco music and the 70’s era, it was actually birthed in the early 80’s. These two guys made IROC-Z cooler than the other side of the pillow. They started the thin gold chain look when discoheads had the gawdy rings and big chains, these guys kept it skinny. They had aqua-sheen mullets and puffy back locks, they bumped Madonna and wore stone wash bugle boy jeans with bum equipment and never looked back. Before you bow down and grant the “Jersey Shore” crew with being Guido’s don’t forget where it all started, stay tuned for more on this story.









Real Kenny Powers

Okay so I love Kenny Fucking Powers, for those of you who don’t know he’s the star of HBO’s Eastbound & Down which is pure, I can’t wait any longer for it to be back on. San Francisco Giants pitcher Brian Wilson is the closest thing to being a real Kenny Powers, I like Brian Wilson because he says what he wants and doesn’t give a shit, towards the end he showcases some old school for you (not the gimp stuff).

Here’s some Kenny Powers for you…

Awesome Dating Video

Steven Morris is surprisingly single and has all the signs of a stage 5 clinger and panty sniffer, he’s the guy who rummages through dumpsters for playboys and enjoys long walks outside of high schools where he legally cannot be within 50 feet of woman, children and small barn animals. He lets his emotions get the best of him during this dating video recording. I am sure Steven found a nice girl by now.

Oops I Crapped My Pants

When I first saw this on SNL I nearly crapped my own pants. This is one of those parody commercials an elderly person would accidentally watch and think they are real, end up at Walmart asking someone for “Oops I crapped my Pants”. I mean they had to hire the elder actors, imagine the agent explaining the scene, “Ok Martin it’s a fake commercial for SNL and you will be a senior citizen with bowel issues promoting the product”. Best line “I’m wearing them, and I just did”, great acting.

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Girls in Yoga Pants

I should be promoting my own website but a friend just sent me this most excellent site called is a fantastic concept that I should have thought of, it’s not porn, but it’s definitely not safe for work, just hot, voluptuous females in tight yoga outfits. If one my female coworkers walks in on me looking at this, I have to be fast and make up a story, like “oh I am buying someone a yoga outfit” or some fake ass shit, although she will be suspicious with the fact that it’s all ass everywhere.  Check it out, it’s my recommendation of the week.

Send Me Your Awkward Moments

Did a fart ever slip out in public? Did you ever accidentally slap your grandmothers ass? Walk in on your best friends mother as she dropped a deuce, while she was checking the wipe!!!? Tripped in front of someone you were attracted too and do the fast run thing? Awkward moments are a part of everyone’s life and I want you to share your story, it will be anonymously posted so everyone can enjoy and relive these pathetic moments we all live through.