Living the Dream – April Focus on Yoga King Bikram Choudhury

Who is Bikram Choudury? He is a multi-millionaire yoga guru, specializing in a popular form called hot yoga where people bend and move around in 105 degree tents in next to nothing, bikinis, speedos, thongs. Why is he our Living the Dream April Focus, because woman adore the man, he’s a larger than life figure and if you know yoga it’s like 94% women. He doesn’t just teach it with sweat pants on, he rocks a speedo and all his followers have no choice but to strip down in bikinis because at 105 you are not wearing heavy clothes.

According to wikipedia Bikram owns over 40 Rolls Royces and Bentleys, has 100s of expensive watches. The man also told Madonna to go f herself when she asked for private lessons, he doesn’t play that celebrity crap. He’s the rock star of freaking yoga mannnnn.

I know he’s married and this may not be true, but he has to be pulling in some fit and sexy, sweaty hotties and let me add, making MILLIONS. He is the Hugh Hefner of yoga my friends and I salute him. Yoga is not easy, yes I’ve done it before via P90x and it’s serious. Also if a chick mentions that she’s into yoga you should pursue her, trust me…

Mike Birbiglia is Funny

Mike Birbiglia is funny and I can’t really explain why, it’s his delivery and simplified humor that cracks me up, the guy keeps it real and lives for awkard moments like me. Check out his stand up, a lot of creative jokes from this guy. If I was a director I would have him, Zack Galifinakis, and myself in a film about 3 guys who work in an office, hate their jobs, and decide to rob Chuck.E.Cheese’s while on the run living secret lives.

Rich for No Good Reason – HD Vision Glasses

You know the guy that has that huge goddamn boat, and the crazy huge mansion, along with the gleaming new Masserati and the hot way younger wife. I’m talking about the guy you kind of hate and kind of admire and wish you really were. If you are obsessed with living the dream like me, you look at those retarded huge houses, expensive cars, and wonder how the fuck did he/she do that? What the hell did he do to buy these amazing things? Live this life?

The Answer: He invents semi useless products that people buy in the millions, because people are foolish (remember pet rock), thus the HD Vision glasses, similar ones were sold in the 80’s and made these people millions while I can barely afford to buy a decent pair of boxers.

This PRODUCT https://www.buyhdvision.com/ will make you RICH. So go create something that people will think they need and enjoy the good life. Why? Because the good life does exist.

Rich Guy Hot Wife

Mansion Parking Garage

Millionaire Parking Garage

Mansion

Rich Mansion

Rich guy jumping off boat

Rich guy jumping off boat

Stevie Janowski Jerks It

Ok this is a disturbing scene but funny as hell, it’s like he’s finally in his moment of Zen with himself and goddamn Kenny Powers comes banging on his door. It’s like Stevie’s life story. Eastbound and Down is the hands down best thing to happen to TV in years, I feel sorry for the people without HBO, it’s beyond worth it, just for this show alone along with Cathouse and all the other stuff.