If you are too young to have ever scene Revenge of the Nerds then you are pathetic. It’s a funny ass hell 80’s movie about computer nerds who are ousted by the cool kids at college and take their revenge on the bourgeois ass wipes. I don’t want to go into the whole goddamn movie because that’s not why were here. We are here to show respect to a man of men, known by his nickname, Booger. He was disgusting and not particularly intelligent. He smelled and dressed like shit, had farts that could clear stadiums and believed in sexual harassment. It’s rumored Booger spent his teenage years “never wiping his ass”, since he felt it was a silly thing to do. Now that’s a fucking man right there. He was the anti-metro-sexual and felt gays were great because “they were usually good looking and were less competition for chicks”. Go Booger.