I believe she is a model, but honestly she is a total fox. Thank you god for creating a beauty like her.
If you are too young to have ever scene Revenge of the Nerds then you are pathetic. It’s a funny ass hell 80’s movie about computer nerds who are ousted by the cool kids at college and take their revenge on the bourgeois ass wipes. I don’t want to go into the whole goddamn movie because that’s not why were here. We are here to show respect to a man of men, known by his nickname, Booger. He was disgusting and not particularly intelligent. He smelled and dressed like shit, had farts that could clear stadiums and believed in sexual harassment. It’s rumored Booger spent his teenage years “never wiping his ass”, since he felt it was a silly thing to do. Now that’s a fucking man right there. He was the anti-metro-sexual and felt gays were great because “they were usually good looking and were less competition for chicks”. Go Booger.
So I just watched the Hunger Games which was ehh, bunch of kids killing each other to survive, I can just watch the local news to see that bullshit. However I did catch her recent film titled Silver Lining Playbook where she stared alongside Bradley Cooper, Al Pacino and a few others. She kicked total ass in the movie and I was incredibly impressed. Don’t get me wrong Cooper’s performance is quality but she really stood out in the cast. Pacino was the man as he always is but in this flick it was this stunning young fox that won the show. She’s an admirable mix of beauty and talent you rarely see these days not to get all Siskel and Ebert on yo ass. If you haven’t seen the movie please do it’s worth it, great dialogue. Now enjoy the pics.
So I have no idea what the back story is but this Brazilian dude somehow decides to climb up this thing and instead of his friend helping him he just records and fucks with him, I mean homey could have died but Brazilians have their own humor. He screams at the end in Portuguese “I am going to fall, I am going to falllll” then proceeds to bust ass down the hill like a drunk chimp. Me Ajuda Agui Puto means “Help me bitch”, looks like that worked out for him.
Wow, I deserted the blog a while back but I decided to start kicking some bullshit posts for shits n gigs. This chick is amazing, I will admit she kind of looks like she’s in high school but I am hoping she’s of legal age.
Okay so it’s been a year or so since I’ve posted and I am amazed how many views I still get, mostly from people looking up the chicks I have on the blog and coming in from Google but it’s all gravy. Anyway, Workaholics is a funny as hell show, please watch it on comedy central, Tuesdays at 10:30pm, it’s perfectly my humor, I wish I could be a writer on the show. Blake Anderson is one of the actors/writers and here is a skit he did below.
Haven’t posted in a while, been busy trying to get a life. Had to share this clip. Enjoy
Who is Bikram Choudury? He is a multi-millionaire yoga guru, specializing in a popular form called hot yoga where people bend and move around in 105 degree tents in next to nothing, bikinis, speedos, thongs. Why is he our Living the Dream April Focus, because woman adore the man, he’s a larger than life figure and if you know yoga it’s like 94% women. He doesn’t just teach it with sweat pants on, he rocks a speedo and all his followers have no choice but to strip down in bikinis because at 105 you are not wearing heavy clothes.
According to wikipedia Bikram owns over 40 Rolls Royces and Bentleys, has 100s of expensive watches. The man also told Madonna to go f herself when she asked for private lessons, he doesn’t play that celebrity crap. He’s the rock star of freaking yoga mannnnn.
I know he’s married and this may not be true, but he has to be pulling in some fit and sexy, sweaty hotties and let me add, making MILLIONS. He is the Hugh Hefner of yoga my friends and I salute him. Yoga is not easy, yes I’ve done it before via P90x and it’s serious. Also if a chick mentions that she’s into yoga you should pursue her, trust me…
Mike Birbiglia is funny and I can’t really explain why, it’s his delivery and simplified humor that cracks me up, the guy keeps it real and lives for awkard moments like me. Check out his stand up, a lot of creative jokes from this guy. If I was a director I would have him, Zack Galifinakis, and myself in a film about 3 guys who work in an office, hate their jobs, and decide to rob Chuck.E.Cheese’s while on the run living secret lives.
You know the guy that has that huge goddamn boat, and the crazy huge mansion, along with the gleaming new Masserati and the hot way younger wife. I’m talking about the guy you kind of hate and kind of admire and wish you really were. If you are obsessed with living the dream like me, you look at those retarded huge houses, expensive cars, and wonder how the fuck did he/she do that? What the hell did he do to buy these amazing things? Live this life?
The Answer: He invents semi useless products that people buy in the millions, because people are foolish (remember pet rock), thus the HD Vision glasses, similar ones were sold in the 80’s and made these people millions while I can barely afford to buy a decent pair of boxers.
This PRODUCT https://www.buyhdvision.com/ will make you RICH. So go create something that people will think they need and enjoy the good life. Why? Because the good life does exist.